[SCOT goes POP!] Joani of (Noah's nuclear-armed) Arc

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Joani of (Noah's nuclear-armed) Arc

The senior naval officer Reid was reported for 'inappropriate' behaviour with at Faslane is *separate* to the captain she is linked to tonight by the FT's @LOS_Fisher

The captain has reportedly stepped back from duties after text messages exchanged with Reid

— Anna Mikhailova (@AVMikhailova) March 31, 2026

We're going to need some sort of diagram here. https://t.co/pI9M6N3AJD

— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026

BBC Scotland will obviously just dismiss this story as Naval Gazing..

— David Nichol (@DavidNi09148795) April 1, 2026

How does one actually go about finding love with the captain of a nuclear-armed submarine? Is there some sort of niche dating app? https://t.co/b1T6Av5Zp0

— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026

Ruddr

— calanbosch (@calanbosch) April 1, 2026

Would you like to see the plutonium rivet?

— JimMcDonald (@mcdonji1) April 1, 2026

Maybe the King should abdicate

Even the Pope isn't safe https://t.co/86GfE2t6Q1

— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026

Just remembered about this pic.twitter.com/drJ3hISNm0

— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) April 1, 2026

If Joani Reid ends up being the cause of global nuclear destruction, I'm going to be very annoyed with her. https://t.co/S1lqYBj1M4

— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026

In all seriousness, what do we think are the chances of a by-election in East Kilbride & Strathaven? Must be at least 25%, surely?

— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026 

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