[SCOT goes POP!] "Harken, brothers, what is that irritatingly persistent yet strangely compelling noise drifting hither from yonder hill?" "Fear not, brother, it is merely the SETTLED WILL KLAXON, indicating that Scotland has expressed its wish to become

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"Harken, brothers, what is that irritatingly persistent yet strangely compelling noise drifting hither from yonder hill?"  "Fear not, brother, it is merely the SETTLED WILL KLAXON, indicating that Scotland has expressed its wish to become an independent country in a SIXTH consecutive survey from highly reputable polling firm Norstat"

Source: "Harken, brothers, what is that irritatingly persistent yet strangely compelling noise drifting hither from yonder hill?"  "Fear not, brother, it is merely the SETTLED WILL KLAXON, indicating that Scotland has expressed its wish to become an independent country in a SIXTH consecutive survey from highly reputable polling firm Norstat"