The senior naval officer Reid was reported for 'inappropriate' behaviour with at Faslane is *separate* to the captain she is linked to tonight by the FT's @LOS_Fisher
— Anna Mikhailova (@AVMikhailova) March 31, 2026
The captain has reportedly stepped back from duties after text messages exchanged with Reid
We're going to need some sort of diagram here. https://t.co/pI9M6N3AJD
— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026
BBC Scotland will obviously just dismiss this story as Naval Gazing..
— David Nichol (@DavidNi09148795) April 1, 2026
How does one actually go about finding love with the captain of a nuclear-armed submarine? Is there some sort of niche dating app? https://t.co/b1T6Av5Zp0
— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026
Ruddr
— calanbosch (@calanbosch) April 1, 2026
Would you like to see the plutonium rivet?
— JimMcDonald (@mcdonji1) April 1, 2026
Maybe the King should abdicate
— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026
Even the Pope isn't safe https://t.co/86GfE2t6Q1
Just remembered about this pic.twitter.com/drJ3hISNm0
— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) April 1, 2026
If Joani Reid ends up being the cause of global nuclear destruction, I'm going to be very annoyed with her. https://t.co/S1lqYBj1M4
— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026
In all seriousness, what do we think are the chances of a by-election in East Kilbride & Strathaven? Must be at least 25%, surely?
— James Kelly (@JamesKelly) April 1, 2026